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Thursday, May 24, 2012

HOLY SHIT!! 1 YEAR OF ABANDONMENT AND NEGLIGENCE!! THIS BLOG IS INDEED GATHERING PILES OF DUST.

L.O.L!! Honestly people, it was NOT my plan to leave this blog dead for so long, I just...did XD. Well ok, shame on me for losing interest half way and shame on me for being super-duper lazy for the past year. ( I guess thats just what collage life does do to you ) but still... Here I am! Back here on my extremely-poorly-cared-and-neglected blog, blogging away when my Chemistry Finals is just approximately 6 hours away. ( God I must be crazy... ) Well anyways, currently it is 3.45 in the morning on the 25th of May, ( and yes, I was awake when I posted this, in case you were wondering ).

Sad to say I am now spending the last few weeks of my collage life ( last 2 to be precise ) before I will be parting ways with another bunch of friends. Not that I really care, haven`t before, haven`t now, but just the thought of being lost and doing nothing after this again just frustrates me. Hell, I haven`t even applied for my next level of study yet and my current one is already running out fast, crap, crap, crap. Haiz...well, I guess its another step into the unknown again. Gosh darn it...I hate being in the dark of things...

So, before I sign out of here, I just want you to know that this blog is still alive and stay tuned for more :D

( Oh yeah, the reason I was still awake now was because I was studying halfway.)

Friday, January 28, 2011

Monkeys and bananas, but do they really?

FOR FREE-THINKERS AND OPEN-MINDERS ONLY

Monkeys favours bananas over other fruits, this is common knowlage right? But as science today florishes, we came to know that monkeys actually do NOT favour bananas as we all thought. In fact, they actually just like sweet things. So where does the banana myth came from? Ask yourself that.

Then ask yourself this, who is God? Is God an all-powerful man up above? Heres an inspiring article that I would like to share:

God Versus Science, by Albert Einstein.

A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er...yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God"

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees."

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word."

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought."

"It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it."

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down."


Faith exists with life. If so, then maybe the God we belive is actually unreal, but just something we put our faith in? Then if I put my faith in a person, can he be God too?

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Bolehland`s secret culture

Hey guys, sorry for ignoring my blog for so loooooonnnnnnng. I was too busy/lazy to write.


So...as requested by a friend, I`m doing blogging again today. ( The inspiration for this blog was found months ago but as I need to take my SPM test, I delayed doing it ).


Ok...In this post I`m going to tell you a bit about Bolehland`s (a.k.a Malaysia) secret culture. Mysterious huh? Actually its not. In fact, everybody knows about it. Its a unique culture practiced only in Malaysia. Its known to everybody, practiced by many, and hated by drivers. Some smart people had already guessed the answer. Thats right, "The Rempits".


Before I continue furthur, please let me say this. After 6 months since I started driving on the road, I find that there are 3 things that I hate the most when I drive. [Note of warning, you better not let me see you on the road doing these things cause if you do, I swear I`ll ram you with my car so hard that you`ll lose your eyeballs. Mind you, I don`t mind ramming you with my little kelisa. Don`t try me]


1# idiotic drivers that does not know how to use their signal lights. Left turn right, right turn left or drive both lights on. Come on man, make up your mind. 


2# brainless drivers that park their cars with half their car butts sticking out or sometimes, in the middle of the road. Hello, you are not the only person driving here.

And last but not least, 


3# the Rempits.


                                               A Mat Rempit in action, seconds before hitting a pothole.


Quote from uncyclopedia:


"While robbery and rape are found in other countries, Rempitism is unique to Malaysia, having the same status as major religions. More accurately, rempitism is a subreligion of Islam, certain Muslims follow the sacred doctrine of rempitism while others choose terrorism. Followers of Rempitism are known as Mat Rempits, or more commonly stupid-retarded-malay-kids. Worshippers gather late at night around (seemingly) deserted major roads and highways in the country, performing an ancient ritual of riding their 100cc motorbikes faster than the speed of light while doing seemingly impossible stunts such as having sex on the bike and steering with their asses. A scoreboard is kept by their girlfriends, known as Mat Minahs. Anyone riding into a drain, straight into an oncoming vehicle, into a tree or falls down is deducted 100 points, if you die, you lose the game. Those left standing at the break of dawn is awarded 900 points."

"Mat Rempits were formerly malay retards and idiots. However they evolved into sub-intelligent primates somewhere in 1971 and they ride bicycles in the circus. In 1982 they stopped growing tails, they moved on to 70cc motorbikes because they no longer have tails that might get burnt accidentally by the exhaust pipe.
Although they were still retarded during that time (and still are..) they somehow managed to look and learn the hollywood stunt mans. Through their understanding of friction, they created a super-low-cost-and-fuel-efficient method of riding the motorbikes. The Mat Rempit is Malaysia's super-low-cost-pastimefor Malay retards to show-off their biking skills on the traffic-ridden streets of Kuala Lumpur.
These kids are so desperate, they must do zig zag like a monkey, look backwards at full speed (very important tactic) and suddenly stop at roadside smoking, phone calling, etc. The crazier they drive, the sexier they look, it seems.
Mat Rempits also have been influenced by the western art and media culture, taking up terms such as Superman , Spiderman, Ironman, Cicakman and also Deadman. They start from young, when their dads give them their very first "kapcais" (100cc motorbikes).
However, they are also very patriotic too by waving Malaysian flags all around during Independence Dayshouting "Merdeka!", and then ending up under a van."

See how stupid is that. That thing`s gonna be our future PM !!? No wonder Bolehland is still remains Bolehland even after 53 years of independence. Its all because of this kind of people. Look, I can accept the fact that they are stupid. But its not ok when they start spreading their stupidity everywhere. Imagine driving on the road and suddenly a black piece of pork start knocking on your window saying "Ah moi, cantik o ah moi." Dude, in case you didn`t notice, I`ll spell it out for you. I AM A MALE. Not some hooker that you can pick up for RM200+ off the road. I don`t mind losing my lisence if i can kill a couple more of you guys.

But thats not all, in order to look more "cool", the Rempits even thought up of a couple of tricks to show their manliness. Heres a few example:

1st off, The Superman style. The style is performed by lying down horizontally on the bike and speeding at 150kmh. This method actually increased the speed by 20% and giving them +2 bonus when evading police roadblocks

2nd, The Sailboat method. This method is quite similar to the superman one. It is performed by standing on the seat of the bike and control the bike via your feet. This method harness the wind's energy and thus lowers fuel consumption and saving enough money to buy drugsand cigarettes, giving them -25% fuel consumption, +10% money saving, +3 bonus when there is a strong wind.

3rd, The Spiderman method. The pillion rider stands at the back of the seat. The driver gains -20% fuel consumption because the pillion harnesses the energy from the wind. The pillion rider gets high and starts swinging his hand like a propeller and thus giving the motorbike a +50% speed boost for 8 seconds. During this time, there is a 20% chance that the pillion rider will fall off the bike and suffer broken bones. This is probably the best way to enjoy rempiting if you do not have driving license.

4th, The "willy". To do this, the Rempits will have to carry the front wheels and ride only on the back wheel. With less surface touching the ground, they manage to lower the friction. 
 Cool? my ass.
Well, I think you`ve got the major idea of this "secret" culture now. I shall end my post today with a poem.

  • Mat Rempit poem
Mat Rempit is damn guai lan,
he modifies a small kenderaan,
drive his awek to see cendawan,
and she will ask,”What do you want??”
“Your buah dada is so menggodakan.”
“And I don’t want to be your kawan.”
“I want to be your special one.”
“And fuck you everyday like no kawalan.”
The awek has got no pilihan,
she has to take off all her pakaian,
and start the adult mia permainan,
that is how she lost her kesucian.
First time she feels a little kesakitan,
and screams out loud for pertolongan,
later she asks for mau tambahan,
hopes that Mat Rempit will teruskan.
Mat Rempit says got perubahan,
he goes and gets a peralatan,
and calls all his kawan-kawan,
says this will be a lot more fun
Thank you. Dimissed.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Do not let our Mother shade Her tears for our sorry mistakes.

To everybody that is watching this: do not bother about what people around you say, you CAN save the world with your own hands. 


Since our arrival to this world, Mother Earth had given herself up to bear and feed us. She sheltered us and give us life. She showed us the beauty in life and taught us to love it. But what did we do to repay Her? 


We poisoned Her very Blood, burn the Hand that protect us from the glare of the sun, slashing away at the Lungs that sustained us. 


Is that what we humans are? Pieces of trash that are trying to kill our own Mother? And we dare call our self "intelligent beings"? Such irony! I`d say we`re too intelligent for our own good.


If you want to prove that you`re not the scum mentioned above, please please please do all you can to save Her. This world is dying. And with it, Us. 


I hereby implore anyone that is watching this, be it a beggar or a CEO of some flasy company, PLEASE do all you can to save this world. Every action you do, counts. So think before you throw anything away, because with the right action, you could save the world, or damn it for eternity.



Friday, September 17, 2010

Notification

I`m new with this blogging stuff so there`s nothing much, YET.
More will come in due time so please check on it often. TQ for cooperation.

The Sea

The ocean.The calm, The rage, The tranqullity. The loving Mother of all life. Come stare into its depths and fall in love with it.